Funny Birthday wishes

What's better then sending your friend funny birthday wish for him/her. These funny birthday wishes will surely bring a smile on your friend's face.

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You can open your eyes; you will only find birthday candles on fire. Look behind you there is your gift, I was joking just wanted to give you birthday bombs.

 

Friendship is a bond between two human minds which will be stronger if cake is shared between them! Happy cake-eating day, my friend!

 

I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

 

Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.

 

People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

 

Happy birthday! At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!

 

Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.

 

Happy birthday! Don't count the candles on your cake or the wrinkles on your face. Just be glad that you're not down for the count.

 

So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

 

In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

 

May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

 

I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

 

On your birthday, I want to assure you that we still look as young as those 105 pound supermodels. Even if we don’t, I’m sure we can kick their skinny asses. All my love, your 29 year old bestie.

 

Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

 

Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

 

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

 

Happy birthday! You've finally reached the age of wisdom but nobody wants to listen to you.

 

One day sky was crying. I asked him why are you crying today. He told me i have lost my beautiful star. It was a day when you were born. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Cutie

 

You are like a sister to me, and I am sure you feel the same way. If you let me borrow all the stuff you get for your birthday, I promise not to tell mom what you did at the party!

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!

 

Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.

 

There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

 

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

 

It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.

 

Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

 

It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

 

Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

 

You should be proud of your age. This year you are wiser, smarter and very close to reaping the benefits of senior discounts at restaurants.

 

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life.