Sarcastic Birthday Wishes

Make fun of your friends on their birthday by sending them these sarcastic wishes.  Wish your friends and family in a funny way.

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Adding yet another year to your age is probably the worst thing that has happened in your life so far. And guess what, it will keep happening again and again, and again. Good luck, happy birthday.

 

It is believed that as people turn older, they tend to get choosier and pickier. That is why I played it safe and got you an Amazon gift card so you can satiate your idiosyncrasies and buy something that you really want. Happy birthday.

 

What?! You’re how old? That’s like almost dead in doggy years…. Here’s hoping you make the most of the few years you have left. Happy birthday.

 

Hey! It’s your birthday! I love this day because we both get to party hard and live large this one day of the year. Thanks a million for making your big day mine too!

 

We know that you're becoming dull and forgetful with age but don't you forget to give us some birthday cake. Happy birthday.

 

We know you're growing old, but you can always be young on the inside. Happy birthday, champ.

 

Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!

 

My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.

 

Happy birthday, friend. At your age, it’s important to live large. Let’s start with large print.

 

Happy birthday to someone whose party I won’t try to sneak out of early. Have a nice day cousin!

 

 The only cool thing about turning older is that you can claim to be mature, even though you are not. Happy birthday.

 

On your birthday I want to wish you success, wealth and fame so you can give us expensive gifts and invite us to luxurious parties. Happy birthday mate.

 

 A lot of people will come and go in your life, but good friends like me will stay forever. On that note, you must also know that birthdays come go, but your age will keep increasing forever. Happy birthday.

 

Keep some hangover pills ready. We're going to make sure that you need them tomorrow morning. Happy birthday.

 

Best friends never lie to each other and I must be honest with you. Damn, you’re getting old. Happy birthday.

 

In your birthday gift I have slipped a few phone numbers of beauty and skin specialists. Maybe you will need their services. Happy birthday.

 

The ability to take better decisions and showing a heightened sense of responsibility are some of the typical traits of maturity – except in cases like yours. Happy birthday.

 

I got you the most expensive and luxurious anti-aging beauty gift hamper. Use it well, you will need it. Happy birthday.

 

The wrinkles on your face say that you are old, your maturity levels say that you are a teenager while your birth certificate says something completely different. What should I trust? Happy birthday.

 

Do you really expect us to bring you candles and birthday cake? We're going to be exhausted because there are going to be so many candles to light. Happy birthday, old buddy.

 

It is amazing to see what a big difference one year can make in a person’s life. Last year, you were stupid and this year you have suddenly turned stupider. Congratulations and happy birthday.